Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Ricky Martins Admits He's Gay


Oh my. Baru sekarang nak mengaku? Baru sekarang Ricky Martin mengaku dia GAY?

NOT GAY AS IN "HAPPY" or whatever. THIS IS GAY AS IN HOMOSEXUAL! katanya.

I was like... MOTIF? I KNOW RIGHT?! I ALREADY KNEW IT FROM THE VERY FUCKING BEGINNING MY DIOR!!!

What took you sooo looong bitch? ROTFLMFAO. Oh btw, like i care, khens? As long as kau masih menghasilkan lagu melerthorps, ade aku kesah? *CLICHE

Selagi kau tak kacau hidup aku, selagi kau tak buat aku kebulur, selagi kau tak tanggung hidup aku, selagi kau tak apom aku, ade aku kesah? *OMG sila apom sekarang. LARIK.*

Berikut memetik Ricky sebagai berkata

"A few months ago I decided to write my memoirs, a project I knew was going to bring me closer to an amazing turning point in my life. From the moment I wrote the first phrase I was sure the book was the tool that was going to help me free myself from things I was carrying within me for a long time. Things that were too heavy for me to keep inside. Writing this account of my life, I got very close to my truth. And this is something worth celebrating.

For many years, there has been only one place where I am in touch with my emotions fearlessly and that's the stage. Being on stage fills my soul in many ways, almost completely. It's my vice. The music, the lights and the roar of the audience are elements that make me feel capable of anything. This rush of adrenaline is incredibly addictive. I don't ever want to stop feeling these emotions. But it is serenity that brings me to where I'm at right now. An amazing emotional place of comprehension, reflection and enlightenment. At this moment I'm feeling the same freedom I usually feel only on stage, without a doubt, I need to share.

Many people told me: "Ricky it's not important", "it's not worth it", "all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse", "many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature". Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth. Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions.

If someone asked me today, "Ricky, what are you afraid of?" I would answer "the blood that runs through the streets of countries at war…child slavery, terrorism…the cynicism of some people in positions of power, the misinterpretation of faith." But fear of my truth? Not at all! On the contrary, It fills me with strength and courage. This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.

These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed.

What will happen from now on? It doesn't matter. I can only focus on what's happening to me in this moment. The word "happiness" takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.

I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

...mesej ini beliau post dan ianya dipetik daripada website beliau.

HAH, kau mampu Bedah?!! Mau iols pitam kejap.

*Bangun nok! Bangun!

So, motif uols nak turut pitem jugeks?! Yang cik ki tuh, tak payah nak meratib sendu menangis hiba pelbagai! Banyak lagi jantan gagah out there kay! *katanya

Yang ponen berangan, Siti Sarah kata JANGAN KAU MIMPI ko nak dapat Ricky.

"Kau chantek ker? Kalo muka setakat rupa paras Ratu Zimbabwe, JANGAN JANGAN KAU JANGAN BERMIMPI! aww! aww aww! aww aww aww aww!", katanya si sarah neh.

So, sudah! GET OVER IT! DEAL WITH IT! RICKY MARTIN GAY!

Mari bersantap. Renung-renungkan!





Thursday, March 25, 2010

Posing Like a Pornstar!!!


Soalan:


1. Anda seorang camwhore?

2. Obses dengan flashlight?

3. Apakah gaya kegemaran anda ketika merakamkan saat paling berangan anda?



Jawapan:

1. Ye, iols camwhore, camslut, cambitch, uols can call whatever uols likey. hade haku kesah?!!!

2. Harus!!! Bila bermandikan cahaya flash, kurasakan diriku seperti berada di sorga, state yang paling indah, sambil muka berangan membuat mimik yang selalunya FAKE sebab??? harussla nak nampak hot on cam ala2 America's Next Top Model beauty shot lagaknya! Kau Mampoo?

3. Iols gemar gaya baring. dah namanya camWHORE. harussla feeling2 WHORE! Berikut adalah beberapa contoh posing baring PERSIS PORNSTAR tapi biasa jah sebenanye. Hiks.


Mariah Carey on her Rainbow era. Mariah memang suka gaya baring2 neh. Dia kan feeling manja ala Ella. *KOSSER*

Mariah Carey, again. Zaman Touch My Pussy Body. *ai loike!*

Gaga Oo La La di zaman awal kemunculannya sebagai mainstream bitch. Ni bukan baring. Tapi menonggeng secara baring. Err. Whatever. *Haha!*

Ashanti di zaman Chapter II's Rain On Me. Where the hell is this bitch now? Miss her. :nangis:

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Phizz88 DENGAN GAYA KUAK LENTANGNYA!!! currlast yu awl! iols tak mampu kay!!

NOW mari angkat kain dan larikkkkkkkkkk!!!!!



P/S= Silalah berkunjung ke blog PHIZZ88 untuk pertanyaan dan posing pornstar yang lebih lanjut dan lebih henjut. KLIK SINI.

P/P/S= Tujuan entry ini adalah untuk mempromosikan PHIZZ88.

P/P/P/S= PHIZZ88, JANGAN BUNUH MEK!!! Ini amaran keras!

P/P/P/P/S= LARIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Monday, March 22, 2010

ONLY STYROFOAM Lasts Forever

I'm jut not my self today
Ive been thinking way to hard
My cigarette burns down so fast
Is nothing permanent

I've been trying to figure out
Your love is like what it's about
What my foot is always in my mouth
Is nothing permanent

I'm freaking out, I'm feeling stuck
I tell myself to lighten up!

Chorus
Only Styrofoam lasts forever
Only Styrofoam
(repeat)
Yeah!

Even you and I cant keep
staying up all night we need some sleep
It's nothing personal
(nothing personal)
Nothing's permanent

My hair color, my favorite band
(The Rolling Stones)
The tattoo, thank God I didn't get
That night i swore Id never drink again
Well, nothings permanent

I cant worry about the problems
That's done so put it to rest
(whats done is done)

Chorus
Only Styrofoam lasts forever
Only Styrofoam
(repeat)
Yeah!

In ten years, who will know?
Who will care bout that plane
With that guy, what's his name?
I don't know
In ten years .. Britney Spears
Britney ... who??

Chorus
Only Styrofoam lasts forever
Only Styrofoam
(repeat)


Ulasan:

This song was OKAY. Catchy. Love at first taste. Kesha memang jalang.

Cliche sangat. Motip semua orang nak disses Britney Spears dalam lagu memasing? BLAH BLAH BLAH KESHA. Stop talking shits about Britney. Ko tu dulu penyanyi latar dia jah, okay?!

Pastu Kesha ade cakap jugak pasal Osama or something dalam line "In ten years, who will know? Who will care bout that plane? With that guy, what's his name?" Choy sangat!!!

Apa2 pun ai loike lirik dia yang lelain. ONLY STYROFOAM LASTS FOREVER. True darling.

Oh bagi yang nak download mp3 of this song, simply click on the link under this bitch's pic atas tu. It will lead you to Mediafire. Thank You.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

I'm Going To Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair Uols!!!

Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair


Date : 17th of April, 2010 (Saturday)
Time : 10am til 5pm
Venue : Ruang Legar, Ground Floor Berjaya Time Square, Kuala Lumpur


Maka dengan ini uols sumer dijemput datang ke Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair yang akan diadakan dengan begitew meriah katanya hokay! Details sumer iols dah kasik kat atas tu!

Kekdahnye program letops ni adalah program komuniti NUFFNANG occayh. Berangan ade lebih daripada 500 pengunjung akan datang sebab sumer blogger yang berangan nak duit lebih harusslah ade kan. larik!!!

Uols hengat program ni nan ado kah? Think twice. Wah gtew. Hadiah2 bernilai lebih daripada MYR 15k akan disediakan hokay! tapi bukan sesenang jah nak dapat. Harussla uols kene gigih men game2 yang disediakan kat booth2 katanya seperti game bebaling getah sampailah game sume dalam beg udara. KAU MAMPU???

So bila dah main and menang, uols dapatla adiah yang letops seperti barangan elektronik, komputer,telefon bimbit dan baucar tunai uols!!! Currlast!!

So uols tau tak jalan nak pegi Times Square? Kerat jari kalo tak tau! Hampeh sangat.

Kalo uols nek tren, macam biasalah kan, iols pon akan naik tren kot. Hahaha. Dari KL Sentral, menapak pi monorel. Pastu naik sampai la Stesen Imbi or nak murajh sket naik la sampai Hang Tuah pastu uols menapak lagi sket. hiks.

Kalo uols berangan nak naik keta, dari Federal Highway uols nampak DBP khen. Masuk situ terus menghala ke Low Yatt. Kekdahnye dari jalan tuh uols dah nampak betapa tersergam indahnye Times Square.

Kalo uols nak naik bas (perlu ker?!!!!!!). Malas layan. NAIK TREN LA SENANG!!! Koser tau.

SO UOLS PAHAM TAK APA IOLS BEBEL NI?!!! Choy! Kalo tak pepaham gak, masuk sini.




So, datang la nok. Mana lah tau kan dapat stok dedorant untuk setahun. Leh la kite sedekah kat sesape yang bau hanj dalam tren. Haha larikkkk. Tak pon kite bagi kat errr.... SAPE TIAK BUSUK ANGKAT TANGAN?!!!! Ha, bagi kat uols jah kay!

Mari kita serbu!!!! KATANYA.